Demi Lovato Gets Help

It seems that demi Lovato is going through some psychological issues at the moment and decided to postpone her tour until after she gets help. No one is quite sure exactly what is going on with her but she is not in treatment for drug abuse. I hope she gets better soon because if you are an avid reader of this blog then you know that Demi Lovato is my #1 crush in the WORLD. She is so cute and so cool and I really hope she gets better soon. #TeamDemi!

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If It's Halloween...

...it's time to see what Heidi Klum dressed up as. Heidi always goes balls to the wall with Halloween costumes VERY.SINGLE.YEAR. And I love her for it. This year I have no clue what the fuck she was or what her husband, Seal, was for that matter either. I just know they looked great and must have spent a shitload of time on their costumes. And yes, I would fuck a purple chick.

Sheen's A Druggy. Blah,Blah

Charlie Sheen went crazy this weekend with a bunch of hookers,booze and blow which sounds just like a typical weekend for the old Charlie Sheen but now a bunch of fuckers who say they "care" for Charlie think that he should say good-bye to drugs and alcohol and STDs and should find God and be a goody goody now. Anyway, I don't particularly like old or new Charlie cause the dude is a total douche and has no real interesting personality. I understand that Denise Richards was a paprazzi target at one point in her life and that everyone thought it was cool that Charlie Sheen was married to her but that bitch has been out of the press fro close to a decade now so I don't see why people are still obsessed with a guy who wakes up in the morning and decides that a bowling shirt and purple sunglasses are a cool combo. I mean who the fuck is this guy? Whoopi Goldberg? Anyway, Radar are the people reporting on this and I doubt it will get a lot of reprint cause no one cares about this guy but if things keep going the way they are, I am planning on writing a R.I.P. story on this dude soon.

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Oh How I Miss The Good Old Days

Remember back in the day (2006) when Nicky and Paris Hilton would show up to a night club or some shit dressed in little more than Victoria Secret underwear and Nicky had that awesome platinum blonde hair? I REALLY REALLY miss those days but we got a taste of yesteryear last night when the Hilton sisters showed up at the Playboy mansion dressed up for Halloween. Honestly, I think Nicky Hilton could give a flying fuck less about the holiday because her costume is the shittiest I have seen so far for the season. Paris looks pretty good though. Don't get me wrong, I would still do very nasty NASTY things to Nicky Hilton but if I had to be a judge of clothes (when I really like to be a judge of a girl with no clothes) I would say that Nick definitely phoned it in this year. I am sure the Hiltons did jello shots off chicks in the grotto and that shit would be awesome to participate in but my sorry ass lives in St.Louis and I miss out on all the good L.A. fun so I wish the paparazzi or the people who work at Playboy could publish some cool shit like that every once in a while. Anyway, this is just my pipe dream.

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Courtney Cox Is Not Coming Back On The Market

OK I am sick of this little bullshit cat and mouse game Courtney Cox is playing with the media first saying she is splitting up with her husband and then the next day saying she is getting a divorce and then immediately afterwards saying she is going to stay hitched blah blah. Bitch doesn't look good enough for me to keep up with this shit so unless this chick TwitPics naked photos of herself, consider Courtney Cox to be persona non grata... or whatever.

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Emma Watson Is A Dumbass

But a very hot dumbass. Apparently Emma Watson thought she was getting paid in candy bars and lolipops when she made her first three Harry Potter movies because she was shocked when her parents broke the news to her that she was indeed a millionaire. Of course she has been 18 for months now and is in full control of her $32 million fortune but I don't see why they kept her in the dark. Maybe they didn't really keep her in the dark. Maybe this bitch is just dense. A British accent will do that you know. Even though they sound educated and intelligent and proper doesn't mean that is always the case. Damn Brits. Tricking us with their native tongue!

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Lily Allen Had A Miscarriage

It is being reported that British singer Lily Allen has had a miscarriage after 6 months of pregnancy. This isn't some bullshit National Enquirer story, this is confirmed by her rep to People magazine. This totally sucks and is not the type of story I would expect to be writing about the day after Halloween but I have a sugar hangover and I figured a nice reality check would be perfect to start this week off. My thoughts and prayers go out to Lily and her husband and hope that she can find peace in the coming weeks and months ahead.

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