Russell Brand Lives In A Sitcom

It seems like life is just peachy for Russell Brand after taking one of the hottest hottys to hit Hollywood off the market. For this I hate him but I will forgive him quickly if he ever decides to hit record on a camcorder. He was talking to Us Weekly and mentioned that after putting on a shirt, Katy didn't like it and he said he felt like it was something out of a sitcom. Yes Russell, a very British, very corny sitcom. I couldn't imagine some bullshit like that being in a sitcom in the United States. I am sure after the interview Russell laughed and said, "It was so surreal I was waiting for a band of men to burst through the door dressed as women! Another spot o' tea?"

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I Want A Katy Perry Sex Tape

Recently Russel Brand, Katy Paerry's boyfriend, was asked about the future of the relationship he has with the starlet and he said "Maybe we'll make a sex tape". Of course he was only joking but that is exactly what this asshole needs to do. I hate it when people date super hot chicks who are famous and has sex with them over a million times and it never even dawns on them to make a sex tape. I know there are a lot of celebrity sex tapes out there but it is a very small number when compared to how many celebrities are actually having sex. The Olsen twins, Demi Lovato, Hayden Panettierre and a bunch of other smokin' hot hottys are out there that are willingly getting laid and no one has the record button pushed. Of course when Russel is done singing and dancing in movies and juggling for him fans like the smacked out monkey that he is, he will lose as relevance and he will need a sex tape to fall back on so when people see him when he is walking down the street they can say " Hey! YOu see that guy? He TOTALLY tapped Katy Perry's ass!" He could be a hero.

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