John Mayer Wants To Fuck Kim Kardashian

John Mayer as I reported yesterday has pretty much fucked every nice piece of tail in Hollywood and I will forever be jealous of him. Now he has his eyes on Kim Kardashian but since he isn't a 300 lb. football player, he will never fuck her. I never really had a thing for Kim Kardashian but if she was naked in my bed and begging for sex, I guess I would tap that shit. You gotta admire Mayer. This is definitely a challenge. I guess when you fucked every desirable chick in H-wood, you gotta make life interesting.

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John Mayer Hit That Shit

Taylor Swift thinks she is the best song writer in the world and thinks that every little thing that happens to her in her life merits a song. I'll take a double espresso please, oooh, that would be good lyrics. Nice hair Taylor! That is going in my song book. Pretty soon this chick will be singing about taking a dump. Anyway, she wrote a song called Dear John which is being speculated that it is about John Mayer who she collaborated with in 2009. John is pretty much my idol because he has been able to have sex with pretty much all the hot chicks in Hollywood. If I were in John Mayer's shoes I would do my best to have anal with Jessica Alba and then blow my head off because there is literally nothing in this world left to do.

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It's Over ... Again!

John Mayer and Jennfier Aniston have yet again called it quits! The couple have been dating on and off for about a year ... Do you think it's over for good or will they reunited once more?

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John And Jen Do NYC

From Miami to Orlando and now the Big Apple, John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are conquering many a city as their romance continues.

Seen exiting NYC hotspot, the Waverly Inn after a romantic night with a hot plate of mac n' cheese, Johnifer (US Weekly's newly tagged nickname for the two) continued the evening around the city at Hudson Bar and Books with champagne, kissing and a little dancing, courtesy of Mayer.

- Erin Dustin

New Couples Alert!

Jen and John?
Had some fun in the sun together recently!





















Mariah and Nick?
Reportedly engaged with a recycled ring!
Oh no he didn't...

- Erin Dustin

John's New Ink

Have you seen John Mayer's new tattoo, or should I say tattoos?

Well if not, let me paint the picture for you. It's a whole sleeve!

Left Arm = Covered In Ink

Gasp!

I'm not quite sure about it. He just doesn't seem like the same "My Body is a Wonderland" crooner anymore. He's so edgy now.

Although the sweatshirt is hiding his new arm art, you can kinda sorta catch a sneak preview near his wrist.

- Erin Dustin