Kelly Preston Had A Puppy

Kelly Preston and John Travolta are now happy parents again. She looks pretty good for being as old as she is and I am not sure what the fuck John is going to do with a newborn baby when he is in his 50s. I mean this kid is basically going to grow up without a dad cause John thinks he is cool because he is a pilot but his ass flies too much and when people fly too much, they die in airplane accidents. I am still pretty happy for them. Especially since they are naming the kid after me. Thanks guys. (wtf?)

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John & Kelly Thank Fans

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are speaking out about the tragic death of their 16-year-old son Jett, who passed away Friday while on vacation with his family in the Bahamas. Posted on Preston's Web site, the couple thanked fans for their support:

"We would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt thanks to everyone who has sent their love and condolences. Jett was the most wonderful son that two parents could ever ask for and lit up the lives of everyone he encountered. We are heartbroken that our time with him was so brief. We will cherish the time we had with him for the rest of our lives. We have received many messages of condolence from around the world and we want to thank everyone for their prayers and support. It has meant so much to us. It is a beautiful reminder of the inherent goodness in the human spirit that gives us hope for a brighter future." Signed - "With love, John, Kelly, and Ella."