The Situation Will Be A Millionaire

I do not know why I am posting this because I hate MTV and all their bullshit reality shows but it is being reported today that The Situation ( who is a character on Jersey Shore ) is going to be worth $5 million soon. Other than being in perfect shape and showing off his abs to anyone with eyes, I am not sure if this guy has any ascertainable qualities. He spends a lot of time with that over tanned piece of ass Snooki but other than that I just see him as being another idiot on MTV that gets paid millions so he can star on an episode of Cribs. Anyway, this is probably the first and most likely the last time I will report on shit from Jersey Shore but just look at those abs! They are soooooooo sexy!

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Jersey Shore Is On Strike

The Cast of Jersey Shore is trying to bank on their popularity and make MTV pay more money for the show. They are claiming they can make more in two months of doing appearances than they would if they were to shoot scenes for the show. Of course they are only famous because of the show so I do not see how they can take this stance but celebrities are one of the many things in this world I do not understand so I guess I just need to grow up or some shit. Of course if MTV does pull the plug and essentially tells the cast to fuck off then they will not have any money and will be homeless on the streets. Snooki can stay at my place until she gets back on her feet. I am big hearted like that.

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