Kate Gosselin Is Lonely

It seems that, according to sources, Kate Gosselin is not the happy go lucky chick she seems to portray on tv when her kids are around, trying to convince them that life is one big magical fairy tale. She doesn't have any friends and she wants to have some sort of partner in life so she can confide in them and maybe even, dun dun dun....trust them. Jon obviously isn't an option but I doubt any other man on the face of this planet is an option either because Kate, even though she rehabbed her demeanor, is still a bitch at heart. Maybe she can guest host The View or The Talk or one of those other shows that think that a woman with a bitchy attitude is "strong" and "important".

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Kate Gosselin Threatens Her Kids

Kate Gosselin allegedly told two of her six sextuplets that they were not going to go to heaven because "Jesus does not love bad people" because they got expelled from school. I gotta say that Kate is truly getting better with age because every time I see new pictures of her, she looks better and better. I think she is a REALLY shitty parent though and even if I liked watching tv, I wouldn't watch Kate Plus 8. I saw the first few season when it was still called Jon and Kate Plus 8 but that was before the tabloid media storm hit. #TeamJon people.

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Kate Gosselin Is Fit

Kate Gosselin has been doing some jogging and thinks that her ugly ass deserves to be on the cover of People magazine simply because she isn't an out of shape freak. As you all know I would fuck her but only for fun. Not for sexual pleasure. And by the looks of this pic, I would say she had implants. I am actually surprised more tabloids aren't speculating about this picture. Anyway, don't go out and buy the magazine because she won't instantly reveal in the interview that she all of a sudden has some sort of talent. Trust me, she doesn't.

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Last Night Was The Emmys

Last night all the people on tv who want to be in movies but are not talented enough came out of the woodwork to get an award. Some didn't get an award and mass suicides followed. Of course Kate Gosselin has a show on tv so she made it a point to arrive looking flashy and sexy. I love Kate Gosselin. I have ever since I started watching the first season of Jon And Kate Plus 8 and I think she is pretty cool. Anyway, here she is. Enjoy the view.

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Kate Gosselin Wants Cock

Kate Gosselin who has been single for what seems like forever now is being reported to be flirting with all the male reporters that are talking to her about her two shows. I don't watch that TLC crap anymore so I am not sure what the two shows are called but I am sure they are doing great since Kate was on the cover of every single tabloid magazine for months. A source says she thinks of herself as a "great catch" besides all the bullying and bitching she does on a regular basis. I have seen her on The View a couple of times and you can tell she is using every fiber in her being to not go into a full on bitch rant on national television. Anyway, I would fuck her just to say I fucked her but I do not find her all that attractive and I probably have zero chance of ever hooking up with her because I am not already famous and I am not a millionaire.

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