Christina Aguilera May Be Pregnant Too

Last night was the AMAs and I never watch that shit but a lot of famous people got all decked out and attended. Amongst them was Christina Aguilera who was looking noticeably preggers. She is one of the few hot chicks that can have a stomach the size of Texas and I would still want to bang her. She just got divorced from Jason Bratman and is trying desperately to get attention by going to Hollywood hot spots and trying to get photographed by paparazzi after a failing album just a few months back. Long story short, she will never fit in with the Lady GaGa era. She is pregnant though so she has more important things to deal with besides fame.

We Have A New Party Girl!

Recently on this blog I wrote about how Christina Aguilera was separating from her husband of five years but since then she has gotten divorced. I didn't report on the divorce because I didn't see it as all that newsworthy but now she is hanging out with chicks like Samantha Ronson and going to clubs in hopes to become a paprazzi target thinking that shit will boost her album sales. Of course this chick must be living under a rock because Heidi Montag is one of the biggest paprazzi targets in history and that bitch dumped $2 million on an album and it totally flopped. Anyway, this basically means that eventually we will see Christina Aguilera's vagina and if bad album sales mean seeing more of Christina, I will burn Streetside Records to the ground.

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Christina Aguilera Is Back On The Market

Hallelujah! Christina Aguilera is finally splitting from that fucktard douche bag who took Christina off the market at the height of her fame and sexiness. I know that getting a divorce will not narrow those post birth hips of hers but she is still one of the sexiest women alive and I can not wait to see if she starts hitting up the local night clubs and getting stupid drunk and fucking everyone that moves. I want the dirrty Xtina back. That bitch who wanted nothing more than to lure guys to her shows and have them wait anxiously for a wardrobe malfunction. Maybe this bitch will finally go all the way and pose for Playboy? Whoo knows? All I know is that the sky is the limit for this starlet now. I am so excited!

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Christina For Macy's

Abso-freaking-lutely gorgeous! Xtina at her best!

-Erin Dustin

Christina welcomes son

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have welcomed their first child, a boy, the singer announced on her website. Max Liron Bratman weighed 6 lbs., 2 oz. and was 20.5 inches. Despite reports that the singer, 27, gave birth Friday, Max was born at 10:05 p.m. Saturday in L.A. "Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world," she said. (She also posted a special video of her song "Save Me From Myself," featuring footage from her wedding day, on her site.) In a statement, her rep added, "Mom is resting and doing well!" Aguilera and music executive Bratman, 30, have been married since November 2005.

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