Showing posts with label Tony Parker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tony Parker. Show all posts

Friday, November 26, 2010

Linkage

Eva Longoria confronts Tony Parker's mistress- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal in their birthday suits- EarSucker

Make the holidays special by adopting a dog- City Rag

Paris Hilton sues over her hair extensions- Allie Is Wired

Joan Rivers has wrinkles on top of wrinkles- Celebrity Smack

Hire a goat to cut your grass- Geno's World

Fashionbytes- PopBytes

Thursday, November 18, 2010

This Is Tony Parker's Mistress

OK so I think in my own professional and heterosexual opinion this woman is pretty hot. In case you have been hiding under a rock for the past 24 hours, Eva Longoria filed for divorce papers from her husband of three years Tony Parker. He was sexting with this bitch named Erin Barry (pictured to the left) and now their marriage is over. Eva made it official on her Twitter page that the couple are dunzo. This is good news for me because now I will have a chance to slip a mickey in Eva's drink the next time I see her at a club and I won't have to worry about a concerned husband sweeping in in the middle of the night and taking her home safely when I had some very dirty intentions up my sleeve. Anyway, I don't think this chick, Erin, is really an attention whore so I doubt she will be making statements to the press and whatnot and trying to get her own little homemade sex tape with Vivid Entertainment anytime soon. Afterall, this is an affair that occurred to Eva Longoria and let's face it, no one really gives a shit about that slut anyway.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Eva Longoria Is Back On The Market And Then Taken Right Back Off

In possibly the quickest on the market, off the market move, Eva Longoria Parker was rumored to be divorcing from her husband Tony Parker and then immediately TMZ backpeddled. Everyone is speculating that TMZ was threatened with a lawsuit and a lot of gosspi blogger friends of mine are pissed that TMZ was so quick to pull the trigger. I just want my shot at seducing Eva before she has wrinkles.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

PEOPLE's Most Beautiful

PEOPLE has just named their 100 Most Beautiful people.

And who is the lovely lady topping the list and gracing the cover?





















"I was a tomboy. I had three brothers. I was the girl with the dress on that always came back in the house filthy with scrapes and bruises. But I was always very girly. I had to be able to twirl so that my underwear showed." - Kate Hudson (Love her!)

A few others that made the mag's coveted cut:





















Borat's leading lady Isla Fisher





















Samantha Who's Christina Applegate





















Country girl Carrie Underwood





















High schooler Vanessa Hudgens





















One of PEOPLE's Most Beautiful couples, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. Tony says he likes his wife "best in jeans, a T-shirt and Hugs." Eva's translation, "He means Uggs." Ha, how cute!





















The cast of Gossip Girl (duh)

- Erin Dustin
 
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