How Cute

Lindsay Lohan hates her father more than anything in the world and wants him to keep his distance. But the quacks at Betty Ford think that she should meet up with him and mend fences. I have been on Michael's side for months now because Lindsay Lohan is a fucking head case and she always cops out by saying she is a drug addict because she learned bad behaviors from dear old dad. That just proves that in her mind she is still just a stupid, fucked up little kid that doesn't know anything about the big,bad, shit ugly world out there. Now they reunited and who knows what will change from here on out but I wanna see LiLo keep Michael in her life after all this drug addled bullshit is over.

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Michael Lohan Is Brilliant!

Michael Lohan is now telling reporters that if he gets denied at Betty Ford clinic to see Lindsay one more time he is going to get hammered and get arrested and admitted into Betty Ford so he can visit with his daughter. I am not sure if they would even put him in the same wing as her but it is a novel idea. Ever since forever ago when this whole Lindsay Lohan debacle began and she made it clear to the press and everyone else that she hates her father, I have been on #TeamLindsay. Only because I have met a few drug addicts in my day and 90% of them like to blame it on someone else when they are in denial and LiLo is DEFINITELY in denial and likes to blame it all on papa Lohan. I can't wait for this to all go down. It will be VERY entertaining.

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Michael Lohan Was Denied

Michael Lohan is doing everything in his power to be a good father to his daughter, Lindsay, and every time he gets within ear shot of her she freaks out and does a line of blow. He tried to visit Lindsay in the Betty Ford Clinic but the people there said he came after visiting hours. Then he asked if he was on the "no contact list" and they told him that he was not. So I guess that is good. That is what I wanna see from Lindsay. I don't care if she is hooked on drugs and battling an addiction to alcohol. I wanna see this cunt step up to the plate and talk to her dad again. I know I am fishing for the moon in the water but we will see what happens.

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LiLo Back In The Clink, No Bail

LOLOLOLOL. As all of us have known for weeks is that Lindsay Lohan was going to go back to jail for a violation of her probation. The violation was testing positive for cocaine and because the LA DA is so fucked up, they didn't charge her for testing positive for Adderall. Anyway, TMZ speculated yesterday that Lindsay would get bail because the violation of probation was a misdemeanor and she would be booked, make bail and then be released within hours of her arrest. And then even if she was convicted in court over a month later, she would be booked and then released because of "overcrowding" (a.k.a. the bitch is famous).Anyway, in a surprise decision by judge Eldin Fox, LiLo was denied bail and was taken into custody and will remain there until October 22. LMAO. Michael Lohan had some shit to say to the press as he always does but the audio/video was all kinds of fucked up so I missed about half of what he said but I think he was high because he was kind of going off on a rant. In case you didn't know, I am totally team Michael. He is the only sane person in the Lohan family and needs to step up his game to get through to his daughter. LiLo basically hates his guts because he is serious all the time and that shit is a buzzkill. Once she gets sober, she may want to have something to do with him but I am still unsure on that. I will update this post when more shit goes down but that is about all of Friday's morning tabloids wrapped up in a neat little package.

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Michael Lohan Is Celebrating

I apologize for the shitty pic. I am sure no one wants to see Michael Lohan's nipple right now, or ever. But I just wanted to point out exactly how happy he is that Lindsay is going to jail. He even went out and celebrated after the ruling. I would be celebrating too. He did this just after an interview on CNN about his daughter. With all this shit going down, Michael is sure to make some serious moolah off of paid television interviews so his little cash cow known as LiLo will continue to pump out the big bucks for him until she rehabs her image and becomes and innocent little flower again. Which will never happen.

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