Crystal Bowersox Is Off The market

Some chick named Crystal Bowersox who was on American Idol got married to some musician this Sunday. She is far away from what I would call hot so I could care less about this courtship. I am sure her and her husband will sit around the house all day working on their vocal range and trying to figure out how to expand their 15 minutes of fame. Good luck with that.

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Banksy Hits The Simpsons

Banksy is probably the best grafitti artist in the world. I love his work and he has done some amazing work over the years. Now he hit up The Simpsons intro. I dunno if this was the intro to last night's episode but II don't really care because I stopped watching this show once I hit puberty. Anyway, it is hysterical and depressing at the same time. One thing can be said about Banksy, he is a GENIUS!

Lindsay Lohan Is Lacking Technology In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is in rehab for some time now and will remain there until her October 22 court date. I hope the judge throws her sorry ass in jail for violation of probation, which is what I am guessing she will do but in the meantime, LiLo needs a way to pass the time in rehab. Now it is being reported that Lindsay Lohan can only use her phone, e-mail and Twitter for two hours a day in rehab. I have been to rehab before and usually all types of technology is banned. So this little cunt should consider herself lucky. I am looking forward to seeing this little bitch get thrown behind bars again and then when she finally does sober up and start making the rounds in Hollywood again, I am looking forward to not seeing that constipated look on her face. Drugs make people look so ugly.

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Breet Favre Exposed Himself

Brett Favre who should be retired tried to seduce some slut that works for the NY Jets and now it is coming back to bite him in the ass. As far as I know, Favre is a married man with children but now this bitch is leaking the voice mails and text pics out for the world to see. What the fuck is up with athletes these days? Can't they keep their dick in their pants? And why the fuck can't female athletes try to cheat on their spouse? I would love it if Anna Kournikova text pic'd a picture of her gash. That is what I wanna see. Anyway, NSFW pics and vid over at Deadspin.

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Angus T. Jones Is Richer Than You

You know that little shithead on Two And A Half Men? He is the guy who is always talking about wiping his butt and most recently scores with two chick a night. Anyway, this dude is now raking in $300k per episode. He also got a $500k sign on bonus. The show is a huge success which means he will continue to get rich by not making us laugh. I think Sheen and thos Cryer dude is funny as hell but Angus T. Jones is just a waste of space in my opinion.

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Michael Lohan Was Denied

Michael Lohan is doing everything in his power to be a good father to his daughter, Lindsay, and every time he gets within ear shot of her she freaks out and does a line of blow. He tried to visit Lindsay in the Betty Ford Clinic but the people there said he came after visiting hours. Then he asked if he was on the "no contact list" and they told him that he was not. So I guess that is good. That is what I wanna see from Lindsay. I don't care if she is hooked on drugs and battling an addiction to alcohol. I wanna see this cunt step up to the plate and talk to her dad again. I know I am fishing for the moon in the water but we will see what happens.

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Courtney Love Quits Twitter

This is the photo that got Courtney Love to quit Twitter. Bitch is obviously retarded because she posted the pic herself. You don't quit Twitter because you saw naked pics of yourself on there THAT YOU POSTED! Anyway, this is probably the grossest pic of Courtney Love I have seen in a long time. And I am glad she is gone. That is all.

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