Do You Have A Beating Heart? YOU Could Be The Next American Idol Judge!

It seems that the desperate execs over at Fox are trying like hell to get a new judge(s) for American Idol. Now that Simon, Kara and Ellen are gone, they tried to get J.Lo and she backed out so now they are trying to land Shania Twain. Randy will still be there because he has no acertainable qualities besides calling people "dog". I won't be watching and this is probably going to be the last season of the show so I could really give a fuck less on what happens to it but we will see where it goes.